{"id":1088,"date":"2015-03-15T10:27:04","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T17:27:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2015-03-15T10:27:04","modified_gmt":"2015-03-15T17:27:04","slug":"who-you-calling-a-polly-wog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/who-you-calling-a-polly-wog\/","title":{"rendered":"Who you calling a Polly-wog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure who keeps track of these things. There has to be an official list somewhere. But, as of 6:57pm Friday 13 March 2015 could someone in charge please add Tawnya L. Midkiff, Robbie F. Robertson, and Kevin (CB) L. Midkiff to the list of official ShellBacks!<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who do not know all things archaic and nautical. A Pollywog is a lowly sort of human that has not crossed the equator on a boat. Once one of these pitiful creatures has somehow managed to accomplish this feat they are elevated to Shellback status. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not entirely sure what sort of benefits come with this, but at a bare minimum I should get 10% off (or at least free refills) at Long John Silvers for the rest of my life. Soooooo&#8230;..suck it landlubbers!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure who keeps track of these things. There has to be an official list somewhere. But, as of 6:57pm Friday 13 March 2015 could someone in charge please add Tawnya L. Midkiff, Robbie F. Robertson, and Kevin (CB) &hellip;<\/p>\n<div class=\"read_more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/who-you-calling-a-polly-wog\/\">read more<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1089,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions\/1089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}