{"id":1241,"date":"2016-03-14T00:35:20","date_gmt":"2016-03-14T10:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2016-03-14T00:35:20","modified_gmt":"2016-03-14T10:35:20","slug":"on-the-hard-in-tonga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/on-the-hard-in-tonga\/","title":{"rendered":"On the Hard, in Tonga."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gonna slap a little sailing lexicon on ya.<\/p>\n<p>When a person that owns a boat says their boat is &#8220;on the hard&#8221;, and they are not in tears. They typically mean the boat is in storage, out of the water and on dry land, usually in a boatyard somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Which, as it turns out is the exact situation we are in right now, and have been for the last 3 or 4 months.<\/p>\n<p>We arrived here in Tonga on the 12th of October 2015. Spent a 6 weeks or so checking out the islands, beaches, reefs and anchorages around the Vava&#8217;u island group until the 2nd of December when we had to put the boat on the hard&#8230;.*wink* and have been living in a shitty little apartment since.<\/p>\n<p>You might be asking yourself, &#8220;why not just stay on your boat, on the hard&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Answer: Cause it sucks.<\/p>\n<p>So how does a boat go from this:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-600x338.jpg\" alt=\"FatuHiva\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1242\" srcset=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-600x338.jpg 600w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-190x107.jpg 190w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-60x34.jpg 60w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-400x225.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To this?*<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard-600x338.jpg\" alt=\"onthehard\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1243\" srcset=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard-600x338.jpg 600w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard-190x107.jpg 190w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard-60x34.jpg 60w, http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/onthehard-400x225.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Watch this informative video to find out.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\"  id=\"_ytid_81041\"  width=\"600\" height=\"338\"  data-origwidth=\"600\" data-origheight=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AvjR0SuApmg?enablejsapi=1&#038;autoplay=0&#038;cc_load_policy=0&#038;cc_lang_pref=&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;loop=0&#038;rel=1&#038;fs=1&#038;playsinline=0&#038;autohide=2&#038;theme=dark&#038;color=red&#038;controls=1&#038;disablekb=0&#038;\" class=\"__youtube_prefs__  epyt-is-override  no-lazyload\" title=\"YouTube player\"  allow=\"fullscreen; accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen data-no-lazy=\"1\" data-skipgform_ajax_framebjll=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>By the way, if you ever find your self in Tonga and need a place to store your boat. Stop in and say hi to Joe and Alan at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boatyardvavau.com\" target=\"_blank\">The BoatYard in Tonga<\/a>. Great guys and they will totally take care of your boat.<\/p>\n<p>*The keen eyed reader will note that the picture of Palarran at anchor was taken in Fatu Hiva, Marquesas. So technically, you would have to add a couple thousand miles of awesome downwind, open ocean sailing** into the mix before you get to the haulout in Tonga.<\/p>\n<p>**And a couple hundred miles of butt clinchingly terrifying miles too. Sorry to any dudes out there trying to talk their wives into this doing this trip&#8230;.it&#8217;s just part of the package. Crossing an ocean is NO SHIT for real. :)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/on-the-hard-in-tonga\/\" style=\"background-image: url(http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-600x338.jpg);\" class=\"thumb_crop\">http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/FatuHiva-600x338.jpg<\/a><p>Gonna slap a little sailing lexicon on ya. When a person that owns a boat says their boat is &#8220;on the hard&#8221;, and they are not in tears. They typically mean the boat is in storage, out of the water &hellip;<\/p>\n<div class=\"read_more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/on-the-hard-in-tonga\/\">read more<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1244,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions\/1244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/palarran.com\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}